Earth Is Being Upgraded Unisex T-Shirt

This t-shirt features the gently humorous message “Please excuse the mess while Earth’s outdated systems are being upgraded.” Signed simply, “The Universe,” the design offers a quiet wink to those who sense deeper change unfolding beneath the surface. Equal parts wit and awareness, it invites patience, perspective, and curiosity without needing explanation. Comfortable and effortlessly expressive, this tee is perfect for everyday wear—whether sparking conversation or simply serving as a reminder that transformation, though sometimes messy, is always purposeful.

Mindfully made with intention.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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